Remember just a few days ago that TOP (a stock that traded just a few thousand shares a day until magically it started trading tens of millions of shares a day?) was the talk of the town? Well THAT de-escalated quickly!
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Slope of Hope Blog Posts
Slope initially began as a blog, so this is where most of the website’s content resides. Here we have tens of thousands of posts dating back over a decade. These are listed in reverse chronological order. Click on any category icon below to see posts tagged with that particular subject, or click on a word in the category cloud on the right side of the screen for more specific choices.
Paramount Importance
This stuff writes itself at this point.
The Main Non-Event
Whoop dee freakin’ ding dang doo.
The most important earnings announcement of the entire quarter has come out, and it’s a total snoozer. Apple (AAPL) is seeing its stock price absolutely explode to prices not seen since……….yesterday afternoon.
If it weren’t for the fact that they just announced a desperate $90 billion stock buy-back, to counter the fact that their business is literally SHRINKING now, I’m sure you’d be seeing red instead of green.
Dum-Dum
Remember, everyone: he gets paid $5 million a year for this. And this isn’t the exception. It’s the RULE.
Peloton Fails. Again.
There’s a reason McDonald’s, Coke, and Pepsi all make constant lifetime highs whereas companies that help people to better themselves fail.
Hint: oink, oink.
