Good morning, everyone.
Well, look, I’m not very bright, and that’s probably a very kind way to put it. But those of you out there with any sense at all have probably figured it out by now. At least, I hope you have. Simply stated:
- When I’m being an arrogant little twat, you should go completely bullish with abandon;
- When I’m hating the stock market so much that I can’t even write about it, and I’m questioning every life choice that I’ve ever made, and I’m so heartsick that I even manage to come down with Covid again, just to feel even more horrid about myself, then you should buy every put with a ticker symbol.
I mean, hell, I even said so out loud:




