I will quietly point out that (a) almost everyone has been laid waste by crypto this year, since it’s been a train wreck, which means there are no gains to pay taxes on anyone (b) except your President, who literally made more profits in crypto than the Coinbase Corporation.
Anyhoo, the video is obviously a joke, but 2026 isn’t over yet! Still, looking at the /BTC futures, I wonder if some folks thought this “news” was real for a few minutes:
