I’m honestly not sure who designs these splash screens, but……………here’s today’s show!
Enough with the Rockets!
All right, all right, I get it! People have a boner for SpaceX, and they can’t wait until it comes public on June 12th. But Good God almighty, this is like nuclear power in the 1950s: everyone stupidly assumed that everyone would suddenly be employing this technology in their personal lives. This is just nuts, because anything with a rocket attached to it is blasting to preposterous levels.

Insane-er
I’ve been doing this since 1987, and my hand to God, I’ve never seen this kind of madness before in my life.

Shorting Homer
Home Depot (HD) is one of those boring stocks that just seems to go up month after month, year after year, and decade after decade.


