In advance of the biggest IPO of all time, ostensibly slated within a matter of just the next two or three months, here is how Elon intends to squish his companies together into a mega-corporation (sooner or later):

As a good suburban Protestant, I have never been inside a confession booth before, but I’m going to make one here in front of all of you, because I have been burdened by guilt and must pay public penance for my sins. It has to do with these two, whom I adore deeply as most of you know.

We approach once more the realm of the untold TALE, which specifically has to do with Meta (ticker symbol – – wait for it – – META). I’ll make this short and sweet, since I am bearish on this bad boy by way of June puts.

With the /ES up triple digits and the /NQ up hundreds of points, there is precious little red on my screen today. There are only a couple of exceptions of stocks that are actually dipping in the midst of this rally, God bless ’em………
