This is glorious. Absolutely glorious. The evildoers are suffering and the innocent are thriving. The only trouble is, I have absolutely nothing to do. Nothing. Back to midget porn, I guess.

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This is glorious. Absolutely glorious. The evildoers are suffering and the innocent are thriving. The only trouble is, I have absolutely nothing to do. Nothing. Back to midget porn, I guess.

Late in February, I penned a post called Featured Favorites Three and suggested three symbols for short-selling: MTCH, OKTA, and SAFE. Let’s just say this worked out nicely, and I daresay these will simply keep grinding lower. Another victory for SlopeCharts!

One quirk of having so many positions is that it’s easy to miss stuff. The market has been open almost ninety minutes as I’m typing this, and only now did it dawn on me that one of my short positions, Tupperware, has thrown off a triple-digit gain on its puts with this tremendous move.

