Looks like the masses over in /wsb pretty much got this wrong:

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I did something last weekend which I promised myself I’d never do again, which is to visit a friend’s house when she was hosting a vegan dinner. I’m not sure if you’ve experienced these folks before, but they’re quite tiresome. That’s why this classic joke exists: Q: How do you know someone is a vegan? A: They’ll tell you. I kept myself placated with meat-free bourbon so as not to lose my mind, although I just about lunged across the table when someone asked, “When did you begin your vegan journey?”
In any case, these weirdos clearly aren’t making any headway……………

