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I had never heard of the IM Academy or Chris Terry before, but apparently this was a giant (over $1 billion in revenue) scammy, scummy firm which, for the nine-thousandth time in human history, convinced mobs of stupid young people that they could get rich trading if they would only subscribe to his method. The blob below is Chris Terry himself, preaching to the converted.
Here’s a clip from Jim Cramer’s show in which a fellow calls and asks what he should do with his poorly-performing stock Palantir. JIm’s answer: SELL IT!!!!!!
I was watching, just like everyone else on the planet, at the moment NVDA earnings came out, and the stock immediately moved down. As I’m typing this, it’s nothing dramatic – – it’s only off about four bucks. B.F.D., right? Well, listen, in this market, it’s red, and I’ll gladly take any shade of red.
Of course, the permabulls – – like the four hoary dinks pictured below on the left side of the screen – – were shocked that the stock wasn’t up $20 instantly, and two seconds after the stock started plunging, they starting chattering about “It’s not that bad, bro” and “It can still go up, bro.”
Bro THIS, fellas.
As a follow-up to my snarky Shits Ahoy! post from three weeks ago, I present to you the following news item regarding a brawl over chicken tenders on the good ship Carnival Cruise Lines (CCL):
Why people buy into IPOs in this comically-valued market is beyond me. Check out FIG, one of the hottest IPOs of 2025:
