
Our conception of an Amazon shareholder checking her portfolio on Friday if Amazon has a big earnings miss on Thursday (photo via our Shutterstock subscription).
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Our conception of an Amazon shareholder checking her portfolio on Friday if Amazon has a big earnings miss on Thursday (photo via our Shutterstock subscription).
(more…)The most popular post on the CNBC website is about a guy who took his entire life savings, plus borrowed money, and put it into that most blue chip of conservative investments, Dogecoin. After putting $180,000 into it (which, again, was more than his entire net worth) he saw it explode higher, getting up to $1.7 million. Here he is (and just glancing at him, it’s hard not to think the words “cutting-edge financial genius“):

Options started trading on Coinbase (COIN) on Tuesday, so longs can now hedge their shares in the crypto platform. We’ve posted a couple of hedges for the company below, in the event Anatoly Karlin’s prediction of a crypto crash this year comes to pass.
Before we get to those, let’s clear up a bit of misconception about the company’s IPO last week.
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