Slope of Hope Blog Posts

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I Have Done the Right Thing

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King Arthur: Merlin! I've just recalled what Merlin said to me. How wondrous! How strange! Merlin said you would be the greatest knight to sit at my table.  But that was long before I had thought of a table. So he knew it would exist. And I thought he meant a dining table! But he meant the round table. So I have stumbled on my future! I have done the right thing!

Lancelot: Did you ever doubt yourself, your majesty?

King Arthur: Of course! Only fools never doubt!

I rarely pre-empt Springheel Jack's morning posts, but I'm going to make an exception on this exceptional morning.

I spent Friday, Saturday, and Sunday (until the open) wringing my hands and pummelling myself with self-doubt at my decision to cover all 72 of my short positions on Friday and go long. I've got to say, I've never been so happy to see the market exploding higher on a Monday pre-market morning. The only thing I am short is bonds, and they are falling hard.

I was right to recognize the topping pattern and short the market.

I was right to cover my shorts on Friday.

And I was right to go long.

This is a very good feeling. I like it. I like it a lot.

And I like it even more since this is the first big step toward prices at which I will short everything under the sun with unmitigated glee.

In the meantime, I am delighted to be a government-subsidized bull, suckling at the teat of universal welfare-for-whiners, basking in sparkling glow of bailout beams, and awaiting the opportunity to rip off my false costume and reveal the snarling, furry, inexplicably-loveable beast that I truly am.

Have a good day.

Be Reasonable

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I feel compelled to write something for a number of reasons:

+ You are, like it or not, my therapy;

+ My brain has been in trade-psycho-overdrive for the past 30 hours;

+ It is only proper that I disclose any "big feelings" I am having with the group

Of the many complimentary emails I've received over the years with respect to this blog, by far the most common reason people cite for their love of Slope is my honesty. I freely admit screw-ups, fears, concerns, problems, and any other bad or embarassing stuff that 99% of other blogs would hide or outright lie about. Some clowns take advantage of this openness by hatefully mocking me, but Karma has a way of catching up with such souls. It always has. I'm not going to let emotionally-unstable sociopaths keep me from being open and honest.

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Compressed Carbon

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There are a lot of dumb maxims out there. For instance, the oft-cited "What is obvious is obviously wrong." Not necessarily. I thought the topping patterns in 2008 were obvious. I thought the diamond pattern on the NQ this month was obvious. And they were obviously right.

Another is the tired old Nietzschian quote, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." Oh, really? Check with Steve Jobs on that, or anyone else suffering mental or physical duress. I think it's an idiotic quote, offered as conciliatory pablum to those having problems. The things that hurt you, but don't kill you, still suck, and they don't necessarily make you a better person.

This all occurred to me when I woke up this morning. Yes, believe it or not, when my mind springs to consciousness at 5 in the morning, the first thing I think of is my beloved Slopers (especially those who have been courteous enough to either Donate or click some ads – – see the button in the upper-right corner?).

And this morning, the image of a lump of coal being compressed into a diamond came to mind. At first, I thought it would be an ingenious launching point for a post, but now that I'm truly awake, I recognize it's little better than a clever metaphor. Thus, the Hall of Fame category has been unchecked.

The diamond I'm thinking about, of course, is the one I recognized forming in the NQ weeks ago. I wrote about it again on the 12th of this month (which actually would have been an amazing time to short it, since it was far from broken and was about 150 points higher than it is now!)

 

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But here's the lesson about this…….being in the diamond sucked. It was horrible. No matter what anyone else tells you, the idea that one could successively have navigated all the eddies and currents of that pattern which lasted over an entire freaking month is complete fiction. Up, down, up, down, up, down. It was horrible beyond words, and "frustration" doesn't even begin to approach an appropriate adjective for the experience.

But for those of us who have emerged on the other side of it with our sanity intact, we actually are better traders. Anyone who can work their way through the torturous and brutal agony of a pattern like that with their capital intact deserves a reward, and that "reward" is something we are enjoying right now – – the unraveling of prices.

Was it worth it? No, not really. I'd rather have a smooth trend. I was about to start strangling bishops when that pattern was grinding away. It's enough to crush your spirit. But at least we're out of the God-damned thing and have something real with which we can work.

I still think a goal of about 2150 or so is quite reasonable (more precisely, I'm looking for 2160 as a "get really light on shorts" point, which is only a little more than 2% from current levels), and the complete fumble by the morons in Congress might be just the catalyst we need. I mean did anyone – anyone at all – think these nitwits would actually put together something? Supercommittee, my ass. Not one of these guys could hold down a job at the Apple store.

So what happens if and when we get to 2160? Cover everything? I dunno. If the selling is strong, we could make it all the way back down to the ascending trendline whose touchpoint is about 2120 or so. As you can see, I'm not exactly forecasting doom yet. I think 2012 is going to be the Year of the Bear (and it's going to be a hell of an interesting election year as well, provided the Republicans can find someone with a room-temperature IQ to go up against the Teleprompter-in-Chief). I still contend the Dow won't bottom until it's in the upper 5000s, and my target on that is February 2013. But for now, things are going to happen in steps.

One "event" that I think has to happen for us to get really serious with the bear market is for the Facebook IPO to be done. That's kind of the Last Great Company for IPO-land, and once they're done, the market is toast. Take a look at red-hot IPOs like Zillow (Z) to see what fate awaits all the social networking firms. Zillow closed at a lifetime low today. Why people want to jump into these things is beyond my obviously-limited mental ability.

I will close by saying this – – – I pride myself on my charting abilities, and I used to boast that charts were all I needed. Over the past few months, I've come to understand that having a fairly deep knowledge of news, key events, and macroeconomic/currency trends does have real value. I don't have to base trades off such things independently, but chart movement is not, after all, endogenous, and being able to grasp the world around you is a better place to be than blissful ignorance. So my charts are great for figuring out stop-loss levels and entry points, but I'm far more comfortable with a "macro" approach to decisions now that I've been doing this a while.

I'm kind of charted-out at this point, and having endured a day in which both my blogging platform (Typepad) and my trading platform (Realtick) barfed all over themselves, I'm going to get away from this computer for a while. Thanks for being here, the Slope of Hope, one of the few bastions of civility and decency in an otherwise swill-filled world of financial content.

Steven Paul Jobs and the Meaning of Life

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Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure… than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat. – Theodore Roosevelt

I never knew how deeply in love I was with Steve Jobs until the day he died.

And I can say, without any exaggeration, that he looms in my life as a Christ-like figure.

Does this mean I believe he is in some way divine? The son of God, perhaps? No, not exactly; that role was taken a couple thousand years ago.

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Excursus on Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

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I tend to have strong feelings about things. There's not a lot of grey in my world. Things are very black or very white.

Gene-wilderOne of the many areas in which this is true is the movie Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. This has been a favorite of mine for my entire life. I take great umbrage at the fact that Johnny Depp created a new version of this story – with the notable exception of one cool song. I am loyal to the 1971 version to the bitter end (sort of like how I think the Alastair Sims version of Christmas Carol is the only one worth watching).

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