First, kindly bow your heads and join me in a moment of silence for this poor bastard.

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It seems that the lifting of election uncertainty was just the tonic that the market needed. As of this post (written on Sunday evening), equities are exploding higher and getting close to lifetime highs. The NQ is up the strongest, well more than 2% and approaching its peak from early September (see horizontal line):

Since September 24th, the Dow Industrials (shown below by way of DIA) has added thousands of points because the economy is totally healed and headed for the greatest year ever due to ceaseless asset inflation by the Fed.

Call it the Peloton rally, if you like. This one stock neatly sums up what’s been going on since September 24th. Here we have a company that sells stationary bicycles (with a recurring monthly fee) that has gone up 50% in just a few weeks, reaching lifetime highs virtually every day. Their market cap is $35 billion. Of course, they’ve never earned a single penny.

Feel like getting your heart broken? It’s easy. Go to Slope’s Woulda Shoulda Coulda page. Punch in the ticker JKHY with a purchase date of 1/1/1990 (thirty years ago) and a purchase amount of a very reasonable $10,000. Not a huge amount. Something most of us surely could have scrapped together. And then weep at the results.

Twenty. Five. Million. Dollars. It puts even Amazon to shame. You say you had $100,000 to invest? Cool. That’s a quarter BILLION bucks.
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