If It Moves, Kiss It

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As I said on my show this morning, if my portfolio were named after a Star Trek ship, it would be the U.S.S. Defiant. The lame-ass jobs report spiked markets, based on the harebrained assumption that lower interest rates would make everything into flying pink unicorns, but instead quotes have turned, Clockwork Orange style, real horrorshow.

Here’s the price quote for every position I’ve got, and yeah, there are some green quotes sprinkled in there, but in almost every case, those represents stock I shorted TODAY when they were even higher.